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The name is Joe Pettis. I'm a stand-up comedian, and I'm conquering the world: one wi-fi spot at a time.
I have hot model friends.
missvoodoovalentine:

Jon Ruby Photography
Another of my favorite shots of all time. I just love his post on this one.

I have hot model friends.

missvoodoovalentine:

Jon Ruby Photography

Another of my favorite shots of all time. I just love his post on this one.

The other day I played Super Mario World for the first time in over ten years. It was as if I had used a warp pipe to go back to 1994 (it took my family three years to afford the SNES).
It was great to relive the emotions I felt as a child while playing the game. The excitement of finding a Yoshi egg. The agony of watching him run off a cliff.
The sad part is, I sucked. Sucked bad. It took me three or more tries to get through the first few levels. I wouldn’t even stand a chance against Bowser in his Koopa Clown Car at the end of the game.

The other day I played Super Mario World for the first time in over ten years. It was as if I had used a warp pipe to go back to 1994 (it took my family three years to afford the SNES).

It was great to relive the emotions I felt as a child while playing the game. The excitement of finding a Yoshi egg. The agony of watching him run off a cliff.

The sad part is, I sucked. Sucked bad. It took me three or more tries to get through the first few levels. I wouldn’t even stand a chance against Bowser in his Koopa Clown Car at the end of the game.

Batman/Batgirl vs. Schoolgirls? It’s like all my fantasies come true.

Batman/Batgirl vs. Schoolgirls? It’s like all my fantasies come true.

(Source: fuckyeah-comics)

I wish Milla Jovovich was my Ukrainian bride.

I wish Milla Jovovich was my Ukrainian bride.

Welcome To Atlanta

Random Customer: Do you guys sell switchblades?

Me: Yep.

Random Customer: Good. I just moved here and was at Walmart, and after walking through the parking lot I want a knife to be prepared for next time.

Me: Why not just shop at Target?