Super tan line.
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Super tan line.
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The other day I played Super Mario World for the first time in over ten years. It was as if I had used a warp pipe to go back to 1994 (it took my family three years to afford the SNES).
It was great to relive the emotions I felt as a child while playing the game. The excitement of finding a Yoshi egg. The agony of watching him run off a cliff.
The sad part is, I sucked. Sucked bad. It took me three or more tries to get through the first few levels. I wouldn’t even stand a chance against Bowser in his Koopa Clown Car at the end of the game.
Batman/Batgirl vs. Schoolgirls? It’s like all my fantasies come true.
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I really want to drive through this.
Tree Tunnel, Cades Cove Loop Road, Tennessee
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Random Customer: Do you guys sell switchblades?
Me: Yep.
Random Customer: Good. I just moved here and was at Walmart, and after walking through the parking lot I want a knife to be prepared for next time.
Me: Why not just shop at Target?
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